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"It's called, 'Goth'."

"Trust me, Lew, if anyone knows where the salmon are jumping, she does!"

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

'Did you just hear that? We are now and endangered species and mating is now our top priority!'

'I demand a DNA test.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'Check out the old dude.'

'I hate to say I told you so, Larry, but that's why you check your car for bears before you put on your seatbelt.'

"It's his emotional support animal."

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Atomic Bear: Part 13

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

Teddy and friends.

Atomic Bear: Part 14

Childlike love

'Uh-oh... when mom calls me by my full latin species name, I'm in big trouble.'

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Never mind the porridge, someone's stolen my woodland mushroom collection."

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"You inviting me to lunch? I don't know - after all - I barely know you!"

'This is not fair, mom. . . none of my friends is forced to hibernate before December.'

Baby Bear.

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'