Bear Lover Pillows

'...And this is my man cave.'

Solar bear.

"Polar? Or simply slow to warm."

"Each year the Kayaks made their way upstream."

"Okay - here they come. Remember, it's a lot like catching salmon only spit out the poles."

'I'm tired of honey and fish..I'm seriously considering becoming a man eater.'

Proof that Bears Do S**t In The Woods.

Wake Us in the Event of A Bear Market

'Rats! My inbox has filled up with spam over winter...'

LOOK BHIND U!

'Must be getting late - it's suddenly gone dark.'

'We want you to get us into the international honey market.'

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'Of course, if your father was any kind of provider, we'd be eating fresh salmon for breakfast!'

'Your honor, the jury is deadlocked, 11 to 1.'

'He's much happier now-he wasn't at all impressd with that leather recliner!'

'They're using honey to draw us out! Fortunately, they underestimate our willpower.'

"What would the world be like without wine? I can't bear to think of it."

The Ring Bearer

"Well, YOU tell personnel you need every winter off and see if you get a job!"

"Parks and Wildlife called - I thought you should know."

A bear on a unicycle being chased by a hunter on a unicycle.

"By the way you stand, I guessed you were a dancer."

"No one will take you seriously in jorts."

Weed Bear

"Is the garbage fresh?"

"Face it, Edwin—it isn't that we've all turned into teddy bears, it's that you're going crazy!"

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

Hungry Bears

"i told you hardwood floors were a big mistake."

'First bear in space and still no respect.'

'Your snoring kept me awake all through December!'

'I hate these time share things!'

'The bears have monetized their brand.'

'Of course his teeth are white, he's a MOLAR BEAR!'