"You will never get your math homework done that way mister!"
Undead Scholar Gifts
Searching for a unique gift for the undead scholar in your life? Our collection of witty and charming items combines their passion for academia with a humorous undead twist. Perfect for students, teachers, or anyone who loves a good laugh about life beyond the grave, these products bring a touch of dark humor and clever wit to their scholarly pursuits.
The Bookworm
"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."
"Why am I always the designated driver?!"
'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'
"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."
He looks so natural lying there...
"It's such a beautiful day. Why don't we go out and get someone to eat?"
Grim Reaper Buying CDs...
Pull my finger! Zombie Humor.
The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.
'Seriously Vicar, I do not think you have seen this guy in the morning service!'
Child buys 'Dracula doll': Keep in box until sunset.
'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'
'Exams were harder before the Renaissance.'
Eugene Ionesco
"It's all show-as soon as Marks gone he switches off the football and reads Proust..."
Dear Diary
"Let's dig into that. When did you first start feeling like you lost the will to not live?"
He has died...but is he really, really, really dead?
'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'
Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'
"He's in first grade. He'll get to Zs."
"Mt. Joe Cemetary?"
Don't Worry, Buddy I've Got Your Back!
After-Life Mints
"Brrrr...! - You know when you get the feeling that someone's just fallen into your grave...?"
'Instead of one of our dishes you want to eat me? Just a minute, sir.. I've go to ask the manager.'
The Artificial Intelligentsia
"It's a helmet cam. This way I won't miss out on anything if I fall asleep."
"Walking dead letter file."
Zombies love ice fishing
Nutrition classes for zombies.
"Ahh, those were the good old days."
"Nice try, but learning by osmosis is not a thing."
Undead Scholar Gifts Collection
Undead Scholar Mugs
Explore our full collection of undead scholar mugs, perfect for adding a witty touch to their daily coffee or tea experience.
Undead Scholar Pillows
Check out our undead scholar pillows—quirky, witty, and perfect for adding some undead charm to their favorite space.
Undead Scholar Prints
Browse our collection of undead scholar prints to add a humorous and scholarly touch to their home or office décor.
Undead Scholar T-Shirts
Discover our range of undead scholar t-shirts featuring clever designs and dark humor—great for casual wear and showing off their scholarly undead persona.