Skateboard Scholars Gifts

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

K9 Literati

"Skate or die."

So, that's bipedalism? It doesn't look very ergonomic.

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Skate Bored

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Brothers Grimm

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"You're pathetic."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Oculist.

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

'Hunters are abundant, so we're offering grants in gathering.'

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.