Skateboard Scholars Mugs

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Boy and girl at thier studies

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

K9 Literati

"Skate or die."

Skate Bored

'If you are not careful, son, you will be mathematically eliminated from all of the Ivy League schools.'

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"The extent of your extracurricular activities in high school, may very well be participation in regular program of oral hygiene using an effective decay preventaative tooth paste, but that won't get you into a good university."

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'

Brothers Grimm

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"You're pathetic."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Sign by school library reads: 'Passing Lane'

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

Oculist.

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

'And they say our brains were the size of a walnut.'

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

'Wow, thanks for finding my skateboard, daddy!'

"I've estimated that I've given you over $100,000 in tech-support over the years. Since you're my dad, I'll give you a discount. I'll take a skateboard."

Skateboarder discovers his local 'Skate Park' is occupied by parked flatfish.

'Hunters are abundant, so we're offering grants in gathering.'

"You are so lucky. You are not going to classes for the next six months."

Skateboarding