Skateboarders Mugs

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Skate or die."

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Shred the plank."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Skateboard

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Skate Bored

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Innovate or die.

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

Active pensioner.

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Peacock on skateboard

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

'Can you check my balance.'

Fun on the pyramids

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"My dad said they used to be bands."