Skateboard Virtuoso Gifts

Artistic Skateboard

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

"It's the new mobile office."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Let's do it.'

The King Of L.A.

Canadian Jesus

Skateboard English

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

'The head of our script department!'

Dog on a skateboard.

A skateboarder falling on his head

'Dude! You forgot your helmet!'

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

Slow - Adults

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

North Bank Drive in Service and Skateboard Park.

"You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil."

No caption. Hamsters skateboard, using half of an exercise wheel as a ramp.

Kids! Where's your brother?

No dogs , no alcohol, no skateboards

'I've forgotten my knee pads, you've strapped a gas bottle to your head. I dunno. It doesn't bode well, does it?'

'Before we closed the street and put up lights, it was a pothole.'

'You can learn a lot from your kids.'

Brother Ernest puts the "monk" in "monkeying around"!

Sedan Chair Holder on a Skateboard.

MUM! I don't want a skateboard for my birthday now. I've just found one on top of your wardrobe!

What I would have thought these phrases meant...

Man Surfing on Skateboard

'My dad's more absent than your dad...'