Skateboard Rider Gifts

Active pensioner.

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Skate or die."

"Shred the plank."

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

Skateboard

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Peacock on skateboard

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Fun on the pyramids

'Can you check my balance.'

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.