Skateboard Rider Gifts

Active pensioner.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

"Skate or die."

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Shred the plank."

Dinosaur skeleton being used as a bike rack

"It's a self-driving skateboard."

Skateboard

'The police is looking for a teenager who reads books... I bet they'll never solve this case!'

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

"Ok, Griffin — let him see Mom’s roast!"

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Skate Bored

"Listen, that's a Tang Dynasty urn we just broke."

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Yeah, but this is a cat on a skateboard being arrested by a cop with a tattoo of the Confederate flag!"

'I'd kill for concrete.'

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

Peacock on skateboard

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'Your request for a company vehicle has been approved, however, it's not the Cadillac you wanted. Since you need the exercise, you're getting a skateboard.'

Fun on the pyramids

'Can you check my balance.'

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."