"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."
Skiver Extraordinaire Gifts
Looking for a gift for your skiver extraordinaire? Our collection features witty and creative products that celebrate the love of skiing and the art of taking it easy. Whether they’re hitting the slopes or just dreaming of snowy adventures, these gifts will make any ski enthusiast smile. From fun mugs to quirky t-shirts and cozy pillows, find something that captures their snow-loving spirit and sense of humor.
Belief and Trust.
Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom
Bug Spray/Sun Screen
"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."
'I hear they're really good.'
"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"
"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"
Man chases after his skis.
"It's the new mobile office."
"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."
'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'
Welcome to our team.
Man skis through Tree.
Working Together
"Would you say two skis or four?"
Cow using udders as skis.
'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'
'It's part of working as a team, Michael, we all have to make a sacrifice now and again.'
"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."
Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.
"Oh, quit whining, Dave, and shake it off. Pain is just weakness leaving the body!"
'I think we found one of those much-used turkey roosting sites.'
Hunting
The Team
'He's got a really big sound.'
Ice Sculpting Classes.
Fishing - with flies
Skiing with balloons
'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'
"How was the ski trip?"
Beijing 2022
Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue
Management's insistence that everyone be a team player gets out of hand.
"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."
Skiver Extraordinaire Gifts Collection
Skiver Extraordinaire Mugs
Explore our collection of skiver extraordinaire mugs for a fun way to start each snowy day with humor and warmth.
Skiver Extraordinaire Pillows
Find the perfect skiver extraordinaire pillows to add humor and coziness to any lounge or bedroom space dedicated to skiing and relaxation.
Skiver Extraordinaire Prints
Browse our skiver extraordinaire prints to showcase your love of snow, skiing, and a good laugh in your home or ski cabin.
Skiver Extraordinaire T-Shirts
Check out our skiver extraordinaire t-shirts that combine comfort with a witty nod to snow lovers and ski slackers alike.