Scarf Extraordinaire Gifts

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Why giraffes hate winter

'I hear McKellen takes scarf wearing to new levels of flamboyance at the Old Vic...'

Festive squad

Football supporters.

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."

'You'll grow into it!'

Don't you like it, Dad?

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

'You want the long, skinny rug in the hallway or a scarf?! What on earth are you talking about?'

Never marry the girl next door: 'I know you better than you know yourself!'

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

"The High Court has said 'Yes,' so we can say 'Yes', before we say 'Yes'!"

A scalf of sloanes

'Type the following as fast as you can!'

"CCCOOOLD!"

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

Death warmed up.

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

'A tourist gave them to me and now I'm toasty and war.'

'I'll take them all.'

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

'Is it cold or is it just me?'

"You shouldn't have."

You put your shirt on backward again, Bob.

"Now, this little scarf is just to give you that completely dressed feeling."