Scarf Extraordinaire Pillows

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."

"It was better before God took up knitting."

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

'Mind taking off your scarf.'

Scarf puts hat back on.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

"Perhaps a cozy scarf to go with the hat?"

Why giraffes hate winter

Festive squad

Football supporters.

The last of the Mom and Pop brokerage houses

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."

'You'll grow into it!'

Don't you like it, Dad?

'Looks like they decided not to g south this winter.'

Never marry the girl next door: 'I know you better than you know yourself!'

Favorite Selections from 800,000 Things To Do With a Scarf

'Bu it is Cup Final day, Boss!'

'Forget it, Mum, I don't support them anymore.'

'So I guess your mom was cold this morning.'

A scalf of sloanes

"The High Court has said 'Yes,' so we can say 'Yes', before we say 'Yes'!"

"CCCOOOLD!"

'Type the following as fast as you can!'

Death warmed up.

'A tourist gave them to me and now I'm toasty and war.'

'I'll take them all.'

"Your obsession with scarves is getting worse, Gene."

"Excuse me, do you realise you're wearing an extravagant cut in an executive cut zone?"

'Is it cold or is it just me?'

Tom Baker Caricature

"You shouldn't have."

"Now, this little scarf is just to give you that completely dressed feeling."