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"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Belief and Trust.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

'I hear they're really good.'

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

Man chases after his skis.

"It's the new mobile office."

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

'Being a migrating bird is great: My life is like an endless summer...'

Welcome to our team.

Man skis through Tree.

Working Together

"Would you say two skis or four?"

Cow using udders as skis.

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

'It's part of working as a team, Michael, we all have to make a sacrifice now and again.'

"I know what's going on here - you just want to enrich my microbiome."

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

"Oh, quit whining, Dave, and shake it off. Pain is just weakness leaving the body!"

'I think we found one of those much-used turkey roosting sites.'

Hunting

The Team

'He's got a really big sound.'

Ice Sculpting Classes.

Fishing - with flies

Skiing with balloons

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

"How was the ski trip?"

Beijing 2022

Skeleton in supermarket checkout queue

Management's insistence that everyone be a team player gets out of hand.

"Maybe you're overdoing the scarf thing."