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"For a minimal fee, you can upgrade to, 'predict-plus' and go add-free!"

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Party time.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Teenage Angst.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

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Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

Office worker with baby in drawer.

Overworked

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

Born to play ball.

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

'His is a working breed.'

'They must want to trade those things for our corn - or possibly our blackjack tables.'

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

Fetching the Ball

"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

In need of a wash...

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'