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"For a minimal fee, you can upgrade to, 'predict-plus' and go add-free!"

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'What's that? It's a leaving present for the next person who comes in late.'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'We need you to get onto those high balls coming over'

Party time.

Joyce could certainly handle her drink!

Convention for People Who Like to Attend Conventions.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Teenage Angst.

Counsel for the prosecution makes its closing argument in mime court.

"Hibernate sounds better than binge watch."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

Harold Pinterest

'Never thought I'd enjoy a cricket match so much.'

Daredevil. No. But it's been months now. I wanna talk about it. Well, I haven't watched the last couple episodes yet. Blasphemy! You have one job as a modern American consumer of Netflixian entertainment: and that's to binge-watch every episode the day the series is released. Sorry, little buddy. Some of us have lives. What's that supposed to mean?! Careful what you say around seniors. You'd never be man enough to handle a good Price is Right marathon! You distract it while I make my escape.

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

'Dogs are such simple creatures... they can just focus on their ball for hours, completely oblivious to the world around them...' 'Whazzat?'

The Little Top.

Born to play ball.

Overworked

'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

Office worker with baby in drawer.

"That's the part of hands-free technology that creeps me out... on-hold music karaoke."

"Let's try it again. This time with a tad less mania."

"Look! A rare flightless bird!"

Fetching the Ball

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

'His is a working breed.'

'They must want to trade those things for our corn - or possibly our blackjack tables.'

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

"As receptionist, you'll be answering the phone, greeting customers and doing whatever else they dump on you."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

In need of a wash...