Gamer Extraordinaire Prints

'What happened in school today? Read my blog.'

In need of a wash...

Teenage Angst.

'I asked the agency to send someone who is good at stealing cars and killing people and they sent YOU?'

'Well at least Gavin was learning a valuable skill.'

'I'm not sure I like Billy playing video games so much!'

"Apart from reaching level 23 in 'World of Doom' do you have any other relevant computer skills?"

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."

"Sorry man...I've been busy with work and all. Look, we'll get together for important stuff...real soon!"

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"It's been going on for weeks. What's his exit strategy?"

Virtual Reality at the Leading Edge

"I just finished high school and college online. Now can I play my video game?"

Violent video game - 'Isn't that David Cameron?'

How come you don't fight so much with my mother lately?

Cosmic!

Fantasy Football Euro 2012 - Joy ride players cars, shag the wags, spend the players wages.

"If they're advanced enough to come all the way here, I'm sure they have the technology to charge our phones."

"No point going to sleep now."

'Of course this game is educational; how else could I prepare for a zombie apocalypse.'

"He's at that difficult age!"

'Whoa!.. No wonder they think that video games are bad for us!'

'It's a realistic sports game! The object is to sign the biggest endorsement contract.'

'And over here is where I mount the hunting video games I've completed!'

'Dude, I think your memory card is full.'

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'You can't have the day off, but you can re-enact he wedding in your own time.'

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

"He's an excellent multi-slacker."

"Can you use some quieter software, something without all those bells and whistles?"

"Oh, for heaven's sake! It's a book!"