Game Hunter Extraordinaire Prints

Fancy portrait of the gentleman who killed the greatest number of small birds. [To be hung up in all sparrow clubs]

"It was terrifying experience being faced with that kind of compulsive, insane behaviour...I tell you it's positively the last time I put foot in the sales!"

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Gabe's in the Guitar Hero program at Juilliard."

'You lack the expertise we're looking for, Mr Wheaton - but darn it, I like your attitude.'

Belief and Trust.

"You inhabit the body of someone who has an impressive résumé."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Help wanted!...Ace Software, Inc...Video Game Tournament...Top 5 players get hired!

Half-Price Haircut and Half-Cut Price Hair.

'Sorry - The position has already been filled."

'That's one heck of a recoil, Bob!'

Teenage Angst.

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

"I'm afraid we have very little in the salary range you're accustomed to."

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

"Your CV is amazing. The boss would love you. So unfortunately you've been unsuccessful in your application."

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

'Pause your games, kids! There's a high fly ball deep to center field!'

'It appears to be some sort of staff development presentation.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

'You're a good first draft. We would like to see a finished version.'

'The brakes are a bit dodgy, but the very loud horn compensates for that.'

All this week! 1 extra hour with every clock purchased.

'There really is no need for confusion. Rule 10, section 5, article a, subsection 3, exception 4 quite clearly states ... '

"Our team needs a lot of nurturing."

'Oh, it's perfect, George! And it has termites, too!'

Welcome to our team.

'I told you a blowgun was a bad idea!'

'I've met some tough interview boards in my time...!'

"Man, it seems I'm always working and I still don't have enough money for the things I want!"

"The transcranial magnetic stimulation headband lets me feel my victims' suffering."

Employment demands

"I kind of did my maths homework... I worked out that if I was going to watch TV and play a video game, I wouldn't have time to do any homework."