Icebreaker Extraordinaire Gifts

'Did my ice just melt or is it getting hotter out here?'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'No ice.'

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

Welcome to your new English Class.

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

The Icebreaker

He took every chance to practice his talk.

But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

Gingerbread Men's Hair Salon

The freezer broke at the hockey rink last night. By the end of the game there was seven feet of water! They must have taken out the first string and put in the subs!

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

"Perhaps the wine is a little too chilled. My fingers are frozen to the glass."