Ice Breaker Extraordinaire Gifts

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'No ice.'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

Welcome to your new English Class.

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

'Social networking was the last straw. Now the whole world ignores me.'

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

The Icebreaker

But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!

He took every chance to practice his talk.

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

Gingerbread Men's Hair Salon

'Forget it - she'd melt your igloo!'

"Perhaps the wine is a little too chilled. My fingers are frozen to the glass."

The freezer broke at the hockey rink last night. By the end of the game there was seven feet of water! They must have taken out the first string and put in the subs!