Ice Breaker Gifts

Rubik's ice cube.

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract."

'You're no son of mine!'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Ben, does the term 'Ice out' ring a bell?'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

"Perhaps the wine is a little too chilled. My fingers are frozen to the glass."

"You'll find we're not big on global warming in these parts."

'No ice.'

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"Do I remember when we first met? It's a moment frozen in time."

Man, it's cold! Fish, it's cold!

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Man running in a hamster wheel

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

Sisyphus Sawyer

Welcome to your new English Class.

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'Social networking was the last straw. Now the whole world ignores me.'

The Icebreaker