Ice Breaker Gifts

Rubik's ice cube.

Hockey player with dollar sign "It was in his contract."

'You're no son of mine!'

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Ben, does the term 'Ice out' ring a bell?'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Expecting to land a monster today, Herb?"

"Perhaps the wine is a little too chilled. My fingers are frozen to the glass."

"You'll find we're not big on global warming in these parts."

'No ice.'

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"Do I remember when we first met? It's a moment frozen in time."

Man, it's cold! Fish, it's cold!

But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!

The freezer broke at the hockey rink last night. By the end of the game there was seven feet of water! They must have taken out the first string and put in the subs!

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Man running in a hamster wheel

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

Sisyphus Sawyer

Welcome to your new English Class.

'He left for the office in a bit of a temper!'

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

Today Guy came up with the funniest comic of all time. Unfortunately, Rodd suffered a rare attack of the debilitating 'Drawer's Block'.