Ice Breaker Extraordinaire T-Shirts

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No ice.'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

Welcome to your new English Class.

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

The Icebreaker

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

'Social networking was the last straw. Now the whole world ignores me.'

He took every chance to practice his talk.

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

Gingerbread Men's Hair Salon

"Perhaps the wine is a little too chilled. My fingers are frozen to the glass."

Ten minutes later, the rescue helicopter landed...

Man, it's cold! Fish, it's cold!