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"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No ice.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

Baking

Welcome to your new English Class.

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

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"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

The Icebreaker

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

He took every chance to practice his talk.

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

"Perhaps the wine is a little too chilled. My fingers are frozen to the glass."