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"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

'Back off a bit. You're scaring people.'

"Thankfully, no rise in global temperatures can melt the ice in my veins."

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Welcome to your new English Class.

"Quick! Say something to break the ice."

The Icebreaker

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'No ice.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

Baking

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

"You call this ice?"

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"We used to be cooler."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

But, mom, I don't want to go to summer camp!

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."