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'Well, I must say I never thought team-building exercises could be such fun.'

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

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'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

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"Develop your social skills. Share information about yourself so people will want to talk to you." "I like to dissect animals."

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'I hear the Met office is predicting further Arctic weather conditions.'

"I had some upsetting news today… 'Fish gotta swim, Birds gotta fly'."

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

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He took every chance to practice his talk.

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

'This is my favorite time of year!'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'Oi! Are you looking at my 'berg?'

'Forget it - she'd melt your igloo!'

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"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."

'For crying out loud,can't you see? I need more space!'

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"So … Rachel tells me you're Canadian …"

"Serve again- I wasn't ready."

"Hi, I’m David and I’m here because I like to introduce myself to other people."

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