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"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

Name Badges.

'I really have nothing to say to this man...'

"Let's go around the room and say one interesting fact about ourselves."

"Hi, I’m David and I’m here because I like to introduce myself to other people."

'You might want to recheck your math.'

"Blind dates can be awkward so I'll break the ice first. . . my colonoscopy took forever this morning."

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

'No ice.'

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Suddenly, everyone spoke at once....

Baking

Welcome to your new English Class.

'If you'll excuse me, I'm going to work the room.'

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Rubik's ice cube.

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

At the Penguin fishing school: 'Gunvald has set the bar kind of high, gang!'

Boy breaking off a huge icicle.

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

'Nice to meet you... And I don't use that phrase lightly.'

He took every chance to practice his talk.

'Dang... so much ice around us, but not a lousy drop of Scotch!'

The Icebreaker

"You want that neat, or on the mostly melted rocks?"

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'Looks like Tungor's wife's waters have broken.'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'