Ice Carver Extraordinaire Gifts

Ice Sculpting Classes.

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

Lemniskate

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Baking

Welcome to your new English Class.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Ice-Cube-IV

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

Baker

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Igloo Windfarm.

Child making ice sculpture.

Cake Writer's Block

Ice Sculpting Class.

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Hands off!

The Icebreaker

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

"I ran out of ice."

'No problem. The icing is my favorite part.'

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

A pumpkin gets cosmetic surgery

Gingerbread Men's Hair Salon