Ice Carver Extraordinaire T-Shirts

Ice Sculpting Classes.

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Lemniskate

'Before we begin, everyone turn to the person next to you and give them a hug.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Cake

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Baking

Welcome to your new English Class.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Ice-Cube-IV

Develop Your Social Skills: Asking Questions is a Great Way to Keep a Conversation Going.

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

Baker

A fish using pizza as bait to catch an ice hole fisherman.

Cake Writer's Block

Igloo Windfarm.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

Child making ice sculpture.

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

Hands off!

Ice Sculpting Class.

The Icebreaker

"Before we begin this family meeting, how about we go around and say our names and a little something about ourselves."

'Why do I have to go first?' 'There's no I in team, Dave.'

"I ran out of ice."

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

A pumpkin gets cosmetic surgery

Gingerbread Men's Hair Salon

"I'm terrible at small talk. Just scan me."