Icing Artist Gifts

Cake

Cake Writer's Block

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Hands off!

This baking obsession was beginning to get out of hand

'We must now come to spacing of the letters - I can't charge a customer for an extra cake...'

Lemniskate

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

Baking

"You call this ice?"

Ice-Cube-IV

Mason's Bricks + Cakes

Baker

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"We used to be cooler."

Giant Birthday Cake

"Be there in a minute. I'm just putting the icing on your cake."

Child making ice sculpture.

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

Igloo Windfarm.

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"Sorry - I'm out of ice."

Arctic Expedition. We have 28 different words for "ice", and 79 different words for "oops."

Ice Sculpting Class.

"Will my office be near an ice machine."

Hockey Goal

'Too bad... so much ice but not a single glass of lemonade!'

Hockey cheerleaders.

Snowman and girl

'Uh oh, there's an icebreaker coming our way!'

"Who was the last to use the icemaker? You left it on extra large!"

'No problem. The icing is my favorite part.'

Gingerbread Men's Hair Salon

Skate! Skate! Skate!