World's Best Skiver Gifts

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Ski kicker.

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

Slalom

Man chases after his skis.

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

Skier.

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

Bigfoot on skis...

'Isn't this fun honey?'

Man skis through Tree.

Golfing Eskimo: 'Now cut that out!'

Skiers

Cow using udders as skis.

A surfer rides on a wave of snow created by a snow plough.

Must be the coming of the nuclear winter.

"Would you say two skis or four?"

Artificial Ski-Slope: Closed due to snow.

'Just a few more lessons on the training skis, and you'll be ready for a solo run, Mrs. Trimble.'

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

'The head of our script department!'

Skiing cross country, vic ran out of snow near toledo.

Bill Gates' diary.

Lady with walking frame on skis.

Elitist Bastard; Snowmobilers and cross-country skiier.

The last run of the day.