World's Best Skiver Gifts

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

Ski kicker.

"Bob choked on a spoon of caviar while he was on skiing vacation in St. Moritz."

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

Slalom

Man chases after his skis.

Skier.

'Three days, four different avoidance routines.'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

'Isn't this fun honey?'

Bigfoot on skis...

Golfing Eskimo: 'Now cut that out!'

Skiers

Must be the coming of the nuclear winter.

A surfer rides on a wave of snow created by a snow plough.

Artificial Ski-Slope: Closed due to snow.

Cow using udders as skis.

"Would you say two skis or four?"

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

'The head of our script department!'

Skiing cross country, vic ran out of snow near toledo.

Lady with walking frame on skis.

Elitist Bastard; Snowmobilers and cross-country skiier.

"How was the ski trip?"

The last run of the day.