Extreme Skiing Enthusiast Gifts

Tuba on Skis

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Rock Climber

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Giant Snowflake.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

"Whose the new guy?"

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Clown Skis.

Bunny Hill

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Planting a Flag on the Summit

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

'It is too snowing!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Travel looks strong!

"The test results show its frostbite!"

"Aye, but this is the Cairngorms laddie. That'll be �1.15p."

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.