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Tuba on Skis

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Rock Climber

Humpty Dumpty goes bungee jumping.

Giant Snowflake.

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

"Whose the new guy?"

Mountain climbers face a closed route.

They've been inseperable since the avalanche.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Since you're skiing down to the store, we could use a whole lot more steaks."

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Bunny Hill

Clown Skis.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

'It is too snowing!'

'If we're going to be the sponsor of a winter Olympic even, it should be the downhill.'

Travel looks strong!

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Aquatic Thrill Seekers

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"