Bold Skier Gifts

Rainbow Skier

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Ski Slope Rated Black Due To Wall At The Bottom

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Milkjet Skiing

Guide dog leads blind ski jumper off ramp.

"I'm great at dodgeball, because I don't show up for gym class."

"Amazing! It's a new world record folks!"

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Flights suspended snowstorm

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Suddenly Harry regrets ever using anything other than dog treats to motivate his team.

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

Skiers

Jens Stoltenberg.

Beijing 2022

Sorry, I'm too ill to come in today. More medicine please, nurse.

Hairdressing for Bald People

Natural Selection on the Snow.

'...Ok clothes, for the way you or someone else could live if you chose to, but you don't so you buy the clothes anyway as silly, sassy statement of defiance!'

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

'Do you like the Hush Puppies?'

Man Sledging on his car

Ski Launch

You have to admin, it's a bold way to test his approval ratings.

And you call yourself a scalper.

Experts only.

'There's one thing about baldness... it's neat!'

"The ads just says 'Everybody in Leather' - they don't say how much."

Living on the Wild Side (for timid guys)

'Because if you go out wearing leg warmers on your arms you'll look rediculous!'