Bold Joggers Gifts

'That's what I call macho. . .That's George. Jogging home from his vasectomy.'

Running

'We're looking for athletic people.'

Tortoise and hare on treadmills.

Jogging...

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Treadmillstone

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Teddy jogging

"At least you made it into the hallway."

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

The Neighborhood at a Glance

My wife! My best friend! My matching tracksuit!

I bought a pair of running shoes, and haven't seen them since.

'Jogging is a great exercise for a tit man!'

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

"Where's Cupid when you need him?"

You gotta admire her commitment.

"Oh, quit whining, Dave, and shake it off. Pain is just weakness leaving the body!"

'I think I'll walk to work today.'

Jesus Feeds the 5K

'If I hadn't forgotten to put in my teeth this morning I'd whistle!'

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

You have to admin, it's a bold way to test his approval ratings.

Literal Following of Directions: RUN