Bold Joggers Pillows

'That's what I call macho. . .That's George. Jogging home from his vasectomy.'

Running

'We're looking for athletic people.'

"Slow down. I need another drink. Can we rest for a minute?"

Jogging...

'I think dad's getting fitter. I couldn't hear him wheezing until he turned the corner today.'

Treadmillstone

"Let's take it easy for the first two miles."

"At what point does slow jogging become walking?"

"Race you to the corner! Last one there is an expired egg substitute!"

Teddy jogging

"At least you made it into the hallway."

Exclamation Marks chasing the Question Mark.

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

'He's a true athlete... tennis elbow, jogger's feet, and skier's knees.'

The Neighborhood at a Glance

'Jogging is a great exercise for a tit man!'

"Arlen keeps bragging about running 26 miles. What he fails to tell people is that it took him eight months to do it."

'Dave dropped out. He had chest pains and trouble breathing. They think he may have competitive heart failure.'

Never wear running shoes with a jogging suit.

The Gentle Art of Not Running.

"Where's Cupid when you need him?"

'I think I'll walk to work today.'

"Oh, quit whining, Dave, and shake it off. Pain is just weakness leaving the body!"

'You'll never see me out jogging.'

Jesus Feeds the 5K

'This little gadget monitors my blood pressure, my pulse, and the performance of my very sleek designer running shoes.'

'If I hadn't forgotten to put in my teeth this morning I'd whistle!'

'My waist has spread, my arteries are clogged, cholesterol is elevated, but my legs still go up and down.'

Literal Following of Directions: RUN