Bold Bikers Gifts

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"A shave and a shine."

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Three years ago during a special episode of the Ask Sadie™ show, our resident octogenarian asked readers for advice about how she could deal with her midlife crisis. You should try a radical makeover. When I hit midlife, I dyed my hair, got some tattoos, and dropped 75 pounds. My husband barely recognized me when he returned from overseas. He was not happy with my "new self," so I divorced him rather than change who I'd become. It was the best decision I'd made since I cut my thieving mother out

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Baldness Facts

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

The shape of things to come

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

Bernard Hinault

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Bird landing on egghead monk

Combs for the old.

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

"...and how would sir like it?"

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.

Hairdressing for Bald People

Welcome to Bald Mountain/Comb Over Here

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"