Bold Bikers Gifts

"Remember, if anyone asks, we say we wear these fantastic outfits because they're aerodynamic."

Man admiring his patterned clothes in the mirror

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"A shave and a shine."

'Hey, look. This anti hair loss treatment is finally working. My hair's stopped falling out!'

"In your 40s, hair starts growing everywhere except where it should."

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'It's a smaller planet than I thought.'

Baldness Facts

The shape of things to come

'When did you first notice the bald spot?'

"I'm having a bad forehead day."

'Your polar ice cap is melting.'

Man in woods sees sign, 'No Trespassing', next to 'Go Ahead - Make Our Day!'

Bernard Hinault

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Advantages of being bald # 1 - Freshly Squeezed Grapefruit Juice

The Harrisons enjoyed indoor furniture biking

"Who do we know who wears lilac corduroys?"

'I'm gonna have to change my hair. My parents love it.'

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'It appears she's none of her grandmother's subtlety.'

Combs for the old.

"The only thing getting thinner, is my hair."

'Wisdom is the comb that life gives you after you lose your hair!'

Bird landing on egghead monk

"...and how would sir like it?"

Man claims to be a good swimmer so lady asks him to jump in the river and fetch a flower

"I wonder what we did in a past life that made us all go bald?"

Trying to get a TV reception from a bald head.

Welcome to Bald Mountain/Comb Over Here

Hairdressing for Bald People