Bold Commuter Gifts

'I'll be talking to the boss this morning. I parked in his space!'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

Is Driving Doomed?

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Jungle Taxi

"It's only until the gas prices go down and I can afford to drive the car again. Maybe you should have an ambulance follow me."

A world choked with people mindlessly on the move

Parallel Parking Garage

The return of Miss Subways

"I can't stand working in the office, but I don't mind the commute."

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

"It's perfect for commuting to college. Definitely a learning experience."

Oar-tobahn.

"I gave on the E train."

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

Snowman going to work.

What Europeans really think: 'Why waste fuel on transatlantic flights? Drill a hole to Jersey city.'

'How am I doing?'

"Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention for fifteen hours?"

"They've replaced the company car."

Abandon Personal Space All Ye Who Enter Here

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

Mobile

"Fairy Friday."

'I can't talk... I'm in the quiet carriage.' - '3...2...1...' - 'What? I can't hear you... you're breaking up...' - 'Brace! Brace!' - 'I said 'I'm in the quiet carriage'!!!' - 'Irony crash.'

Man-spreading, Dutch style.

Environmentally Friendly Transport

'It's okay. I can telecommute.'

"Ah - the hunter-gatherer."

"I'm thinking impromptu Verdi in limping traffic tempo."

Twisted Peel has a bout of road rage.