Skateboarder Extraordinaire Pillows

"It's the new mobile office."

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

"Here's the deal, throw me back and I won't text your boss telling him you called in sick to fish."

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Active pensioner.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"My dad said they used to be bands."

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

The King Of L.A.

Let's do it.'

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

'The frozen snow on Kilimanjaro is perfect for a skateboard, he said. I'll never listen to that dumb monkey again!'

'The head of our script department!'

"If you can hear me, give me a sign."

'Dude! You forgot your helmet!'

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

An Olympian's Moment

'When are you going to tell me what you did with my car, son?'

'I'm citing you for texting while skateboarding.'

"Those hoverboards are really catching on."

Boy on skateboard being pulled along by lawnmower.

Slow - Adults

Artist painting nude.

North Bank Drive in Service and Skateboard Park.

Extreme Lawyering

'I've forgotten my knee pads, you've strapped a gas bottle to your head. I dunno. It doesn't bode well, does it?'

"It sounds like my grandma is rapping when she goes through all twelve of the grandkids names to get to mine."

'The head of our script department!'