Figure Skating Coach T-Shirts

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Ice skater

Lemniskate

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Bunny Hill

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Goodenow & Bettman: We have a deal Bob! But do we have any fans left?

'Dang! My applications as a mailman, a football player and a dancing teacher got rejected. I guess I've got to go on hunting that stupid white whale...'

'...And remember' It's not whether your dads win or lose the fight in the stands. It's how you play the game.'

"Oops! Sorry, I gave you the net figures not the gross figures."

Triple Sock Cow

Double bass skating

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

'According to my count, he sticked 23, gloved 18 and ate 5.'

One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.

"Is that my skirt?!!"

'Torville and Cow'.

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

GoalieRobics.

Acupuncture.

Ice Skating.

"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

'It sure is hot in the arena tonight!'

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Violinist on Skates

'I wanna be a hockey goalkeeper.'

Vice On Ice.

'Well, I guess a master's degree is a master's degree, even if it is in skateboarding.'

"Hide all the chopsticks."

Attorneys on ice.

"I hate to say it, but we're mortgaged to the hilt."

Hockey Pairs Skaters.

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'