Ice Skater At Heart T-Shirts

Double bass skating

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

Panettone

'You both know the rules -- walk 1 paces, turn, and tee off on each other.'

"Rockefeller Center."

Freestyling.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Peacock on skateboard

Thin Ice

Raging Bull on Ice

"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

Sporting maladies.

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

Man Skating With Dog.

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

Ice skating boyfriends

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

Giant Ice Skates

"Is that my skirt?!!"

Skating by torchlight on the Serpentine.

"Seriously, Ice-Skating? You want to try out Ice-Skating?!"

Although a rare sight in the old west, the secluded ice rinks brought out a side of the lone passing-by cowboy, that even they themselves barely knew existed.

'Looks like we're facing a very cold winter!'

Violinist on Skates

Julius Ceasar Skating.

Ice Skating.

"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"

Looks like we're facing a cold winter

Skating on thin ice.

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

Fish with chainsaw under skating rink

Elephant skating on thin ice.

Santa slipping on the ice.

Remote Control Car Rollerblades