Roller Skaters At Heart Pillows

Roller Skating Pensioner

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I go that extra mile!"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

"Miriam keeps me young."

Freestyling.

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Peacock on skateboard

Chicken Coupe.

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

Double bass skating

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'I brought a mobile home.'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Cleaning service on skates.

Who said money was not a motivator?

Tortoise & Hare.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

The Tunnel of Endurance

Dog on skates.

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

Baby Boomers will be 100 before they think they're 50.