Roller Skaters At Heart Gifts

Roller Skating Pensioner

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"Jones, do you know you are 'just skating by'?"

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Miriam keeps me young."

"But I wasn't running in the hall."

Stock Market Roller-coaster.

Roller Coaster of Love

Freestyling.

"They can run but they won't be able to hide."

Peacock on skateboard

'Jack wants to stay home and rad books, and I wanted him to take up roller skating, so we compromised.'

If your dog is fat, you're not getting enough exercise.

Chicken Coupe.

'Your heart's not in the job - admit you're only doing it for the money!'

Using nano-satellites for extreme roller-skating.

'Now that's what I call fast food.'

'I brought a mobile home.'

Double bass skating

'I did say we were going to give you transport...I didn't say what sort!'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'I like your spirit - nine out of ten people would admit roller-disco wasn't for them!'

Roller skater see a sign: Nightmareville Pop. 5679 Beware Of Government Red Tape

Cleaning service on skates.

Who said money was not a motivator?

Tortoise & Hare.

The little old lady who lived in a shoe looks into a mobile home.

"I didn't put this in my personal ad, but I'm synonymous with Belgian cuisine."

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

The Tunnel of Endurance

"Of course your dad loves the roller-skates you got him. He just went through the door with them."

"Phyllis was Roller Derby Queen of 1962, and she'll never let you forget it."

"The inspector's not getting older. He's getting odder."

Dog on skates.