Skater At Heart Pillows

Freestyling.

'Thats him up to his old tricks again.'

'Are you 'G-Dog,' or am I?'

Peacock on skateboard

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Night of the Zombonies.

"Did you know that when my mom played soccer, only the winner got a trophy?"

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Lemniskate

"I go that extra mile!"

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Bunny Hill

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Thin Ice

Sporting maladies.

Double bass skating

"Now batting, No. 2, Derek Jeter—No. 2. Happy now, nut job?"

Skater dude.

'I'm starting a new trend.'

Skating along

Cleaning service on skates.

"Skaters gonna skate."

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

Skating.

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Caveman's son on stone inline skates

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

Roller Girl

Ice-Skating Disaster.

Roller Skating Pensioner

"He's always got to be doing his own thing."

'You told me I'd need good shoes for this job. I had a better idea...'

I've had a puncture.

"No, dude... they're supposed to fit like this."

Birds skate in winter