Skater Soul Pillows

'I'm sorry, Peter, but you look different without your skateboard!'

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'It's baseball season!'

'Excuse me Ma'am, do you mind if I smoke?'

Cheerleaders

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

No Time-Outs Left. Please Help.

Freestyling.

'He's known as the hardest-driving track coach in the country.'

Peacock on skateboard

Double bass skating

Skater dude.

'I'm starting a new trend.'

Scooter Romance

'With a five day week I golfed and fished. On a four day week I took up bowling and with a three day week I started skiing. Gentlemen, I'm too tired for a two day week.'

The King Of L.A.

'Is the thrill worth the chance of wiping out and getting (shudder) wet?'

'I just go where the bike takes me.'

Penguins - one is skating.

The real reason the Chinese emperor built the great wall.

Remote Control Car Rollerblades

"Good arm."

"If only these kids had grown up with the same role models we had, then maybe they wouldn't look so damn ridiculous!"

Boot Sale: Buy One Boot Get Second Boot Free.

Eskimo fishing in ice rink

Surfing octopus.

"Ignore him, Geoff, they just can't help themselves!"

Skateboarding Prince Charming

'Skateboard of Nails'.

Zorbing

'Thats him up to his old tricks again.'

"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"

'He doesn't know how to dance so she leads.'

Second wave

'Are you 'G-Dog,' or am I?'