Skateboarder Lifestyle Enthusiast Pillows

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"Skate or die."

Skateboard

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

Skate Bored

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Thin Ice

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

Corporate Image

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"You're pathetic."

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

Skateboard Olympics.

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

Snakeboarding.

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

Skating along

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Let's do it.'

Cleaning service on skates.

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"