Skateboarder Lifestyle Enthusiast Prints

No Skateboard. No Slouching.

Night of the Zombonies.

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

"I go that extra mile!"

"Skate or die."

Skateboard

Skate Bored

A man looking askance at a child on a tank-like skateboard

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

'I'd kill for concrete.'

Thin Ice

'Mary, hold my calls. And bring my board.'

Beat me, kick me, make me do story problems.

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Skateboard Olympics.

"Let's look for spots and then talk about what we would've done on 'em 10 years ago."

"My dad said they used to be bands."

"You're pathetic."

Corporate Image

"The increase in our budget has allowed you the luxury of a company vehicle. Enjoy."

'I wish I could be around when you're my age. I'd like to see that fashion statement with an adult diaper showing.'

'Flexible working can lead to many benefits, increased productivity, reduced travel expenses, lower stress levels and most importantly...Henry gets to go on more walks.'

"What sort of a Mall is this anyway?"

Let's do it.'

"To be honest, it was a matter of finding something to do after I gave up alcohol."

Cleaning service on skates.

Snakeboarding.

Skating along

"Gas prices have forced the pastor to economize."

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."

"I lost 5 pounds and you didn't even notice!"

"You left your goddam car in the driveway again!"