Skateboarding Sage Pillows

Moses Parting the Half-Pipe

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

Pessimists v Optimists.

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

'So then I thought, what's the idea job for a gentleman with my years of experience, wisdom and a desire to help others.'

'Found it ... Good heavens! It's the size of a soccer ball!..'

'It appears to be a blog clog.'

"Always stay rooted, or you'll turn into a tumbleweed..."

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

Wang Yangming takes a scroll of knowledge from a crane.

'That's not whitewash....that's detergent!'

Canadian Jesus

"There's more to life than winning. There's losing - to deduct capital losses on your taxes."

"Meaning of life? Oh, you want my brother. Third mountain over on my right. Me, I'm just a hermit."

The Senior Citizen Surfer

Jesus Saves

A repairman has a small box marked 'Useful Screws' next to a huge box of 'Useless Screws.'

"If you don't want to know the score..."

'The head of our script department!'

'We do not tee off in front of the markers.' - 'This is my second stroke.'

'Dinosaur museum,soccer pundit exhibit.

'Stop! Listen to me! Size matters!!'

Holiday on Thin Ice

"You just couldn't shut up could you?"

When Daisy died, you said she'd gone to a better place!

"You do know the skateboard was invented by the devil."

Kids! Where's your brother?

Artistic Skateboard

Man Surfing on Skateboard

"Oh wow! Adam is on his surfing board. . ."