Senior Cyclist Gifts

Darby and Joan Club with empty mountain bike rack

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"I get it! I get it! Elephants never forget. Now quit bragging about it!"

Road rage on a mobility scooter.

Senior PGA Moment.

"Lost most of my sight, hearing, teeth and hair. Thank God I still god my driver license."

Pensioner's Romance

"I'm thinking of letting my bangs grow out."

"America's Funniest Colonoscopy Videos."

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

'If you're coming on this road trip the sign stays'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

The over 80s ain't what they used to be!

Nice custom job, Bill!

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

'I feel just like a newborn baby. . . Yes, no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.'

Tour de Lance Over. Next year the To de France returns!

'Watch out for Harold Smedly...He has wandering long-reach pick up tools!..'

Man who has crashed his safety bicycle

"Awww! How long have you been married?"

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'I knew I shouldn't have had those beans this morning!'