Sporty Senior Gifts

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

Golf Clubs Underwater.

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Computer Jobs

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

Nice custom job, Bill!

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

"So is this going to be one of those travel teams?"

'Me retire? Never!!!'

These retirement do's aren't as wild as I remember!

Sports for slipper wearers.