Sporty Senior Gifts

Sunshine Retirement Villa: Pool, Golf, Tennis and Financial Planner.

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'You know you're getting old when you take longer to recover than to get tired.'

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

Golf Clubs Underwater.

Four bites a second is about as fast as anyone can chew.

'You're so nice and friendly that I've got nothing to moan about. That's a bit of cheek!'

"Ralph - you'd play better golf if you had your eyes checked."

"Remember when we were young and could finish a round without one of us having to run off to mark his territory?"

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

Man about lady in rocking chair with roll bars: 'Never too old to rock and roll.'

"I'm delighted that you feel better, but I'd go easy on those backflips!"

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Medical Bling: "Help!" on a rope, Important info, O2 4U, Snazzy 3-prong

Computer Jobs

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

Senior Olympics

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.

Nice custom job, Bill!

'They might look sexy and seductive but all I want to do is the crossword.'

"You know you have a weak heart, mom. Sit down on your favorite rocking chair and just it easy."

'They wanted us to take the knee before kick off, but I was worried half of us might not be able to get up again'

A granny tortoise with a quilted shell.

Bed, breakfast, and basketball

Sweet Old Lady with jogging shoes and running number.

'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'

'Me retire? Never!!!'

These retirement do's aren't as wild as I remember!

"So is this going to be one of those travel teams?"

Old Lady Playing Video Game Knitting

Lester adhered to his morning exercise regime.

Sports for slipper wearers.