Senior Scholar Gifts

'Anyway, I'm off to uni now Dorothy, catch you later babe!!'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

K9 Literati

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

Wikipedia...

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Have you been working out?"

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

'Read that last part back to me.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

"Fifty years in academia, studying, researching, writing and teaching. And what do they call me? ‘The Human AI’."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

"Finally...school starts next week."

'I had no idea there would be a test.'