Senior Scholar Gifts

'Anyway, I'm off to uni now Dorothy, catch you later babe!!'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"She fell down stairs again, so this is her third hip."

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

K9 Literati

Wikipedia...

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Have you been working out?"

'Read that last part back to me.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

'You sloth and gluttony guys have it easy -- I'm here for envy!'

'Tommy's book reports are like no other.'

Lilly was too far from the phone to complain about her new stairlift.

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'