School Scholars Gifts

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

"Do you want to play doctorate?"

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

Academic Jeopardy ... 'What Was the Maiden Name of Dante Alighieri's Maternal Grandmother?'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

Boy and girl at thier studies

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

William Shakespeare a.k.a. Francis Bacon, Earl of Essex....

'When I asked you to do research for your assignment, I meant the library not on Google!'

Playdough's The Republic

"You know what happens when you make good grades? They send you to another school called college."

"That's Brian Eggleston, de facto leader of the playground intelligentsia."

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN!, 'Boy, talk about psychobabbl!'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Is there any way I could get a dashboard instead of a report card?"

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

Euripides: 'If we could be twice young and twice old, we could correct all our mistakes.'

"I think you'll find the pen is writier than the sword."

"If wisdom comes with age, what are we doing here at eight and a half?"

"At these tuition prices an acceptance letter is pretty much a denial."

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

"An educational toy is my immediate goal, but my long range plan is to get him on Jeapordy!"

Wikipedia...

"Have you been working out?"

"Must be another paradigm shift."

"What can I say? Second grade just hasn't lived up to the hype."

'I want to chuck all the spelling and math and just get back to playing with blocks.'

'Read that last part back to me.'

'Wow! School's only been out for ten minutes, and I've already forgotten everything I learned.'

"Sure, I pray all the time... English test, Math test, History test...."

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

"But Mom, how can it be a vacation when you're taking me to school?"