Weekend Golfers Pillows

Divining Oil

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

"Hey, Stretch. Mind if we play through?"

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Hole in forty-seven.

Kangaroo golf-caddy.

An Eskimo ice fishing on a golf course.

"Instead of eggs, you're going to look after the lost balls in the water hazards."

Golfballs 19th drinking hole

"Would you like Daddy to tend the pin?"

The natural selection process in golf.

'No pressure, Louie!!'

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'Jack's foursome gives out trophies at the end of the year...he came in fourth!'

"Not just Sundays, I think it's a sin for you to play any day!"

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

"Sigh! No boating today." "For? Damn!" "Okay, prep her. Oh, and cancel my tee time." "How elective surgery really works."

"He couldn't sink that last putt, so now he's trying to drown it."

Skunk dreaming.

"Wanna play doctor?"

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"Your kind of course, dad."

Roman Golfer.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'